Maybe the “M” stands for Misrepresentation?
3Lab’s “M” Cream is the newest super agent of the pricey facial creams. The first cosmetic product that contains world’s first bio-engineered growth hormone, stem cells from the rare Uttweiler Spatlauber Swiss Apple, which is so rare that only three trees remain in existence.
Growth Hormone (GH)
GH is considered “the key” hormone because it controls so many functions. It’s responsible for youth, vitality, energy and all of the health benefits we associate with youth. The problem is that the molecule is too large to be absorbed through the skin, or even taken as a pill. The only way to get GH into your system is through injection either subcutaneously or intramuscularly.
The Mysterious Swiss Apple (rarely photographed)
Obama’s Vision for America
If you buy the 3M cream, you may be interested in this “fixer upper” condo in Jakarta, I can get for you for a mere $27,500.00 USD. (Comes complete with gas mask, mosquito spray, and a years worth of malaria pills). You can entertain friends, or dine along the beautiful waterfront in this 6 bedroom megaplex, with tiki style open bathrooms (and toilet) and imported bamboo trim and structure. This is the newest floorplan and green structure President Obama is hoping to make the gold standard for spreading the wealth in America. The new Democratic slogan, “No cash left behind.”
President Obama Robbing the Hood
Comedians could even write the stuff happening in Washington, DC. Oh, wait, now we have Al Frankin the Senator from Saturday Night Live joining the group! He will play Friar Tuck.
Dr. Frye
Posted 7 months, 1 week ago at 5:01 pm. Add a comment
Cyclist and exercise bike users, put prolonged pressure on the perineum (area from the genitals to the anus) because of the shape and size of the bike seat, and that causes the penis and scrotum to contract involuntarily - referred to as “saddle balls” or as I like to call them, “Democrats.” The highest risk is experienced by males who cycle at least three hours every week. The “sitting bone” area is full of nerves and blood vessels, and the constant pressure on them harms the nerves and constricts blood flow, causing tingling or numbness in the penis and eventually can cause ED (erectile dysfunction), or impotence (and tiny balls).
The Biker Apostle Obama (Saddle balls makes one weak on national defense and strong on taxation without representation, too!)
See how you do on this Pres Riddle: Name 3 “Ball Busters in Washington.” 1. Michelle Obama - she is the holder of the only nads in the White House. 2. Bike Seat - we need pads for the nads! 3. Obama’s 1984 style jeans he has on- holy cow! (you’d think he would have bought some new jeans by now using some more of the stimulus package money he took from the American taxpayers - He is screaming for some True Religion’s or something stylish like a Nike outfit.
Having a hardbody is a good thing, unless you can’t get hardbody!
Exercise helps keep a man sexually fit and mentally sharp, but Dr. Irwin Goldstein, a Boston University impotency specialist, says that bicycling is one workout to avoid! Dr. Goldstein believes seat pressure can permanently damage the blood vessel that supply the penis. Call it an switch that remains in the “down position” no matter what! It is important to keep your heart healthy, and your waistline slim, so we have to find a way to burn calories without ruining our sex lives! I have seen some of the newly designed bike seats that supposedly reduce pressure on the perineum, and they look like large UFO donuts and they are not practical.
Hopefully we don’t have to rely on Cialis or Viagra at this age!
“years of marathon riding had left me “as soft as overcooked rigatoni”
There is no reason to put that image in my head. I mean, I love pasta! At least I used to. Let’s move on to another topic, shall we? Let’s talk about swimming…wait a minute, what about Cold Water Shrinkage Syndrome? <sigh>
Cold water even can shrink James Bond (aka Daniel Craig)! Is no sport safe on the privates?
Women are exempt from Saddle Balls (I mean if they have original equipment)
Scientists studied the effect of marathon cycling on women and found their perineum to be quite resistant to repetitive pounding. Cycling over three hours a week had no negative effect on sexual function or ability to achieve orgasm in the women studied. The male scientists that were following these ladies are all suffering from ED and severe eye strain, however.
Dr. Frye
Posted 7 months, 2 weeks ago at 10:56 pm. Add a comment
